Steve Jones – Lonely Boy

One – the number of paragraphs before Steve Jones calls someone a c*nt in his autobiography Lonely Boy. I don’t think I expected it any other way.

I’ve always thought that cockney crudeness entertaining. No banter is quite like cockney banter, and I find myself reading the words in Steve Jones voice in my head. Jones seems to have retained his English working-class vocabulary despite living in the US of A for quite some time now. I don’t know why, but I find that strangely gratifying.

Growing up, the Sex Pistols were never my favourite among the British punk bands. Come to think of it, I was more drawn to the American punk revival and the surge of Swedish bands of the early to mid 1990s. However, as time has passed I’ve become more drawn to the British punk, ska and mod movement of the late 70s.

With Johnny Rotten being the loudest and Glen Matlock perhaps being the reasonable one in the band, it’s easy to think they also were the brains. But I realise that’s a deception, especially in the case of Johnny Rotten, whose eloquence can’t be denied, but overall he’s more ego than anything else – even a raving drunk at times. Paul Cook and Steve Jones were very much the backbone, without whom it would all have been quite a different band.

And of course, nothing would’ve happened were it not for Malcolm McLaren, despite what Rotten might claim.

Lonely Boy is very honest and to the point. The book is well written, worded in the same vein in which Jones speaks. Being a dyslexic, he left the actual writing to a ghostwriter, which means the text is probably based on extensive interviews with the subject. Jones is the first to admit his memory is a bit dodgy after being addicted to every debauchery and ill behaviour known to man. So there’s been additional interviews with friends and family to fill in the gaps.

Jones tells about his lonely upbringing (hence the title), neglected by his mother, abused by his stepfather, estranged from much of his relatives and biological father. He tells of how sexual and psychological abuse, and an early inclination for heavy drinking and kleptomania, made their mark on his everyday life. It might not sound like much fun, but the stories revolving Jones stealing stuff from celebrities is quite entertaining. Especially the one involving the Rolling Stones coat.

He also sets a few records straight regarding his views the punk ethos.

Like how he never thought making money was something atrocious, or that record labels shouldn’t capitalise on their investments – i.e. on record contracts.

How D.I.Y. doesn’t mean things have to be sloppy or botched through laziness or incompetence. How it’s all fine and dandy to get drunk and stoned, but do your job and do it properly.

How the mindless violence of some punks (Sid Vicious included) made him distance himself from the whole punk culture.

He candidly and humorously recounts the downfall of the Pistols, sometimes with a little resentment but without bitterness. This makes Jones version of the story more compelling and believable than what Johnny Rotten has to say, and most certainly more believable than anything that ever came out of Malcolm McLaren!

An interesting read for anyone who likes biographies, but some basic knowledge of what happened in the London music scene in the 70s definitely adds extra flavour.

Ministry of Space

I’ve always had a soft spot for tales of alternative courses of history, and Ministry of Space has been on my To Read-list for years. Dealing in elements of World War II, the British empire, science fiction, and space travel, plus being written by Warren Ellis to boot, this book ticks off too many of my boxes to ignore. The collected edition being back in print, finally made it possible for me to get my hands on it.

ministry-of-space-ellis-weston-image-coverMinistry of Space starts off at the conclusion of the second world war. Britain manages to capture the top German rocket scientists and set them to work on their newly created space programme. Backed by a massive black budget, the programme makes constant leaps in technology, effectively making Britain the only power to truly enter the space age.

As a sci-fi short story, Ministry of Space works well. All the elements of a good sci-fi story are there – heroism, futuristic technology, ventures into the unknown, new frontiers – but I can’t help but feel that this story could and should be much more.

I understand that a longer story would’ve greatly increased the work effort, especially if turned into a comic. But I think there’s plenty of stuff and possible story lines in there for an entire novel, or indeed an arch of novels. Not to sound disrespectful, but I think the idea is too good and contains too many aspects for a mere, lonesome comic book.

Ellis chooses to focus on the British space programme alone, while I would’ve loved to see the story greatly expanded. What about world politics? Economy? Or what about other space programmes? The American space programme being the only other briefly mentioned. In this version of history there is no real space race, but surely the US and USSR wouldn’t have let the UK dominate space like this? And if they would, and did, at least explain why! And what about throwing China or Japan into the mix?

In the end, the only source of tension in the story is the question of where the money in the black budget came from. This would’ve worked great as one of many story lines in a greater context, but as it stands, the build up and conclusion simply isn’t strong enough.

Ministry of Space is a great idea, but doesn’t feel like a finished product.

Tao Lin – Shoplifting from American Apparel

After watching a segment on Tao Lin on Babel, the excellent Swedish TV-show on literature, I put him down on my To Read-list. I picked up a copy of Shoplifting from American Apparel (Swedish title: Sno kläder på American Apparel) from the library.

The book portraits the tech oriented fellowship of young people very well, and it oozes of the awkwardness that youth without a sense of social direction tend to exude. Something I can identify with quite easily, as this was pretty much my own life from my late teens to mid twenties.

But that’s all this book has got going for it. The writing is very rigid and to the point, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but Lin turns into a mere pile of events. Highly uninteresting events. My main problem with the book is that nothing happens. There’s no story. The only interesting bit is when the main character is caught shoplifting and has to spend a day in jail. The rest of the book is just nothing.

When reading, I felt like I was being played a joke by the author. Like he’s experimenting with how badly and awkwardly he can write and still maintain an audience. To see how much name dropping and vegan smoothies he can get into a hundred pages without getting called on it. As if he’s attempting irony, but failing, on purpose, ironically.

Perhaps this book isn’t representative of his work in general, and the translation didn’t do it any favours. But truth be told, I think this was enough Tao Lin for me.

Little Black Classics

Penguins Little Black Classics is a brilliant idea. Short, bitesize books of literary classics at a very low price. The problem with the execution of this idea is, on the other hand, that some of these books are utterly worthless.

In a time when book publishers have to compete with the internet, and all its content and ease of access, the publishers have to be better than the internet.

For example, the Edgar Allen Poe compilation The Tell-Tale Heart presents three of Poe’s most important short stories – previously mentioned The Tell-Tale Heart, The Fall of the House of Usher, and The Cask of Amontillado. A brilliant introduction to the works of Poe, for anyone interested in reading the essential classics.

The book could’ve been made even better, by adding a short analysis as to why these works are important, since it has some pages to spare.

Now, on the other side of the spectrum, we have the Oscar Wilde book Only Dull People Are Brilliant at Breakfast. I haven’t read much by Wilde, and thought this would be something similar to the Poe book – i.e. an introductory compilation of essential short stories, or similar, to the author’s work. But it isn’t. Only Dull People is a collection of Wilde’s famous one-liners. While most of them are shewed and brilliant, I don’t really see the point of collecting them, out of context, on their own, stacked upon each other, in a book.

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Why? Because this is something the internet is much better for. Unrefined, raw information, presented out of context. Something anyone can do and put out there.

The publisher really needs to make their products worth while. Provide analysis. Provide context and refinement. Otherwise, what’s the point?

The Tell-Tale Heart I will probably read many times over in my lifetime. Only Dull People Are Brilliant at Breakfast I will not. Not through any fault of Wilde, but this collection is pointless in the presence of the internet. The novelty of it wore off about half way through.